On our way back from Spain to GB so a few days in France Poitou-Charentes ( I know its not called that any more) and we have the joy??? of waking up next to John Humphries.
Between the crackles and buzzes caused by thunderstorms and the fridge turning itself on and off I detected stuff about Trump, Farrage, Broadband, passports for hospital treatment ( that would have been a problem for my Mum and Dad) and stuff about Russia and ballistic missiles. However the only news, ie stuff that had actually happened was that West Brom had beaten Burnley 4-0. Oh and that there was a photo of a man in Bristol in one of the papers with water up to his waist.
How nice to be returning to normality.